Ask Sesshoumaru A Question
quiet the mysterious fellow.♥
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Mr. Fluffypants: :stare:
Sess: :growl: *Damn that thing is hidieous...It's staring at me...Lowly animal...Why must one as pretty as I suffer so?*
Mr. Fluufypants: RRREEEEEEOOOOOWW!!!!
Sess: O.o Chikusho!!!
Rin: Oh Kami! :takes her cat off Sess: Are you alright Sesshoumaru-sama?!
Sess: *Ouch...luckily I'm a quick healer...*
:bolt of lightning:
Sess: T_T Please don't let it be her...
Jackie: HHHHHIIIIIIIII! O.o What's wrong with you Sesshoumaru? You're all scratched and brusied.
Sess: ...
Rin: Sesshoumaru-sama was playing with Mr. Fluffypants when he attacked him.
Jackie: ¬.¬ I doubt he was playing, it's more like imtimidating...
Sess: What do you want now wench.
Jackie: Oh, the usual! You have more letters to answer! :letter bag of doom appears:
Sess: 0_o All those letters?!
Jackie: Yep! ^^ And here's your first letter!
Rin: :sits in Sesshoumaru's lap: COME HERE MR. FLUFFYPANTS!
Sess: O_O NO RIN! It's okay, she can stay there.
Jackie: You're scared?
Sess: I didn't say such a thing, I think it should just be by itself sometime.
Jackie: Riggghttt..., sailor dark hole asks:
sesshoumaru why does every one say that you and kagra are together i dont know why but for all i know you better not get close cause it could get pretty bad that would be just wrong
Sess: What do you mean by "everyone"? Besides it's not like I can get close to her anyway because she already passed away.
Jackie: :shakes head: Such a sad thing. julia aka:jools :D asks:
hi wellz...how should i start this thing...well i want u to noe dat imma a big fan...so lets get this party started!...so here's my furst question..!. do u hab any feelings fo rin? *wink* *wink*.....2. hoo is ur mother n wuts her name? i neba saw her on da series?.....3. Wuts ur father's name and exactly how old is he?....4. do u liek hab any feelings fo kagura?...yeah yeah i noe she is one of NARAKU'S DETACHMENTS but cant u like juss open up to her...she seams like a nice person....and plus she hates NARAKU almost as much as u do....well she isnt half bad looking....well she would hab to loose da red eyes n da awful kimono...dood she needs an extreme makeover....i'll probably hab to take her shoppin smtime......open up to her she seams to really like u....i mean she actually wanted to see u before she died (dont worry she's still alive)...neways next question 5. how old r u ? i mean u look like ur in ur 20's but ehn again ur a demon so....6. Did u eba hab smone special in ur life *wink* wink* smone u loved?....7. why r u so...COLD? i mean i hab to give it to ya ur realy cold as in mean n very emotionless....dood u need therapy..i noe a real good therapist if ur eba interested...8. did smone actually eba do anythin to u to make u like this?....neways gotta hit.....i hope this wsnt overkill...:D
Sess: :dazing off:
Jackie: SESSHOUMARU!
Sess: Oh what?
Jackie: >.< Did you hear anything I said?
Sess: ...sort of.
Jackie: :sighs: "do u hab any feelings fo rin? *wink* *wink*....."
Sess: ... define "having feelings."
Jackie: ?? I don't know what that means either. Lets see... "Wuts ur father's name and exactly how old is he?..."
Sess: My father was centuries old, I'm not really sure myself how old he was.
Jackie: I'll skip the one about Kagura ^^ "5. how old r u"
Sess: I'll give you an estimate, between 100-200.
Jackie: O.o Wow you look good for a 100-200 year old guy! ^^ "Did u eba hab smone special in ur life *wink* wink* smone u loved?..."
Sess: I'm to busy to have sometype of courtship yet.
Jackie: Hmmm.... "7. why r u so...COLD? i mean i hab to give it to ya ur realy cold as in mean n very emotionless....dood u need therapy..i noe a real good therapist if ur eba interested..."
Sess: I don not think of myself as "cold." I don't show my weaknesses every second like some people. I rather hold it in.
Jackie: We need to work on that little issue. Hey Sesshy.
Sess: :growls:
Jackie: Watch yourself, that's how you got beat up the last time. ^.^
Sess: hmph
Jackie: I wanted to ask you a question now. What type of girls do you like?
Sess: ...
Jackie: Answer me!
Sess: I don't have to answer. Besides, there's not that many woman who suit my tastes.
Jackie: :smilies: So, in other words, a girl that won't annoy you half to death and will leave you alone when you want to be left alone and won't leave when you want attention?
Sess: Yes, so you are out of the running completely.
Jackie: O.o Why, Sesshoumaru, I'm shocked. To think that I was even in the running at all… That's an insult to your dog demon heritage!
Sess: I was being sarcastic Jackie.
Jackie: o__o; You said my name again!
Sess: I did.
Jackie: You rarely do that.
Sess: I know.
Jackie: ... ooookay, so why start now?
Sess: Recently you've stop being pushy and have been showing me some respect.
Jackie: ?? Then why didn't you tell me to do this before?
Sess: You would not of listened.
Jackie: Eh, true. You need to start answering questions again, we're falling behind!Sesshaka asks:
Sesshoumaru,Why are in human form,If you are truly a youki? PS:The Youkai side is stonger than in human mode.
Sess: Unless you want me to try and balance on three legs, then I think it's much easier to be in my human form.
Jackie: You tried standing in your inu form?
Sess: No, I was just assuming.
Jackie: So, how do you know you can't walk around in your inu form?
Sess: :sigh: Just ask the next question.
Jackie: :glares: LS Brad asks:
How do you keep your long hair from curling when it dries? Mine is getting really long, but it won't stay straight...
Sess: Just use some really good shampoo-
Jackie: O_O You use shampoo?
Sess: Yes...
Jackie: They have that stuff back then?
Sess: :glares: What do you mean, back then?
Jackie: :just realised my slip up: Nevermind! ^^; Sukura Higurashi asks:
Actually, this is an awnser and a little secret for you that I don't think you know..a TV is a box thing and shows you stuff, like "Inuyasha", "Carcaptors". I bet you will be ubsessed about TV..and why don't you just kidnap Kagome and make her say "sit" so inuyasha smashes his whole body in the ground (heads first)? No offence Jackie. ^.^
?_? I don't see how that offends me, but answer the question Sesshy.
Sess: What is "cardcaptors"? Whatever it is, I don't really care. Besides I don't need Inuyasha's wench to make him miserable, I can do that myself.
Jackie: Aw Sesshoumaru, you really need to settle your differences with Inu-kun.
Sess: It's not of your-
Jackie: Concern, I know, I know... Sesshoumaru's girl asks:
Lord Sesshoumaru i am fond of you and i would like to meet you someday.And i am not a pathiet human....for your info i am a full demon,so will you marry me Lord Sesshoumaru?
Sess: ...I see another patheic human is trying the oldest trick in the book to try to court with me. I'm not stupid.
Jackie: You should be happy that so many girls want to get with you. If I were you I would og gave in already.
Sess: But I'm not you.
Jackie: I know, but still... :sigh: Nevermind, shojogirl asks:
OMG!!! I can't beleive I am talking to Lord Fluffy^_^!!!! Anyway......if i ever showed up in the fuedal era and met you KINDOF the same way you met rin.....well.....would you ever let me tag along? I could shut Jaken up for you and give rin company...........PLEASE????
Sess: ... I doubt that would happen. If it did, I wouldn't let you travel with me, Rin and Jaken are a handful already.
Rin: :snoring in Sesshoumaru's lap:
Jackie: Kit Kat asks:
Yo! Wuz up Homie G! I was wondering since you saved Rin's life and all. Would you ever save another human if they needed saving badly. Example: If a human had accidentally fallen off the side of a cliff and was hanging on the edge of it and their hands were slipping. Would you save them from certain death.
Sess: If I didn't know them, then no.
Jackie: So, you didn't know Rin, but you saved her.
Rin :wakes up:
Sess: I met Rin for a short period of time, and her hospitality led me to my actions.
Jackie: I see what you're saying, what if it was Kagome...
Sess: Why does everyone always put Inuyasha's wench in some situations that involve me?
Jackie: 0_o I don't know...Just curious. Anyway, Cory asks:
Why dont uu use the tensaiga to heal your damn arm
Sess: ... :looks at Jackie: and you said humans weren't stupid.
Jackie: Heh ^^;
Sess: Tensaiga can only heal the the weak genius, it doesn't grow back limbs.
Jackie: ^^ Uame asks:
Sesshoumaru-sama, Can I kill Inu-yasha for you? it seems like so much fun! *bounces around with Katana and other various weapons*
Sess: I rather kill him myself than let some lowly human do it for me. I'm not Naraku.
Jackie: Mollyb. asks:
Do you like humans?
Sess: ... I'm not even going to bother answering this question.
Rin: hmm? Sesshoumaru-sama, you don't like Rin?
Jackie: ...Or Jackie?
Sess: :stares at the two girls: *Damn, now I have to come up with some explaination...* no comment...
Jackie: ^_____^ I know what that means, you like us!! :huggles Sesshy
Sess: ... I didn't say that.
Jackie: I know, I was saying it for you. =3 Neko-Sama asks:
Dear Sesshoumaru-sama(since you don't like Sesshy-sama the great, or just Sesshy ^^) Why do you keep Jaken, Why don't you get someone useful? Jaken is so stupid !!!He's as useless as The baka hanyou Inuyasha. I don't like him. It's fun attacking relatives ^^ Do you keep inuyasha alive because life would be boring without attacking him. ? Also didn't your dad originaly make inuyasha's sword to protect his mother? Isn't your dad a full demon,--- How can he tough it? Also what happened to your mom and what was she? And sesshoumaru-sama why didn't you get rin shoes she walks arund with no shoes-- what type of friend are you???Bye sesshoumaru-sama ^^ ^^ ^^ SESSHY!!!!!!
Sess: I answered some of those questions, so I won't say all of them. Why do I keep Inuyasha alive? I have my reasons...But what do you mean "How can he tough it" I don't qiute follow. And Rin choose to walk around bere footed, I would of gotten her shoes if she wanted to.
Rin: Jackie-chan? Can I ask you a question.
Jackie: Hmm?
Rin: Where do babies come from?
Jackie: o__o; What possessed you to ask this question NOW?
Rin: I was always curious.
Jackie: Ask Sesshoumaru.
Sess: ... Ask Jak- *Crap, Jaken isn't here. Dammit, why is it that when I need him, he's not around?*...Well Rin, there are two kinds of people, men and women.....
Rin: ?_? What's the difference...
Jackie and Sess: o__o;
Sess: Well Rin, it's the mother that has the baby inside of her, and the father that protects her.
Rin: How does the baby get inside of her?
Sess: 0_o Huh, it's the mysteries of life Rin. Many are unsure. *I am so good! And pretty, too!*
Jackie: eh?
Rin: :smilies: OKAY! Mr. Fluffypants come here!
Jackie: Now Rin, i have a question for you.
Rin: What is it?
Jackie: Why do you call your cat Mr. Fluffypants if it's a girl?
Rin: 0_o Hmm...Mrs. Fluffypants...Mr. Fluffypants...
Jackie and Sess: o__o;
Rin: ^^ Mr. sounds better! :runs off with her cat:
Jackie: :sighs: That child amazes me...Well, on with the questions! Sango asks:
Dear Sesshomaru-sama Did you ever have a girlfriend cause my sister likes you she always looks at your picture on our inuyasha poster we have a dvd w/you in it & it's her fav.episode aren't you happy that you have fan's?
Sess: No, it's annoying. Have you ever tried to take a bath when there's a bunch of girls crowding the hot spring?
Jackie: Most guys would like it.
Sess: That's because they don't have to be bothered with it for over 100 years.
Jackie: That is true...Kimmy asks:
HI Sesshoumaru!!!! First off WHY MUST YOU HATE INUYSHA?????!!!!!!!(P.S. I like you Better) Sec. is Kagera your girlfriend??? And if not is ANYONE!!!!!!!
Sess: I already explained why I hate Inuyasha, and Kagura and I do not have a type of courtship together, it's a speculation you humans are putting together.
Jackie: Sesshy! Sesshy! This is your last question to answer! Pheonix Maysler :
Dear Sesshoumaru-Sama, Please don't find me rude for asking this, but, what did humans do to you to anger you so much? Have you ever had any friends beside Jaken and Rin? Well, they don't really count...but...whatever. Can I be your friend?
Sess: It's because of Inuyasha's filthy mother why I dispise humans so much. Humans are mere insects anyway, they don't really mean much to me. And why should I be your ally? I don't even know you.
Jackie: Well, Sesshy! That's it for now because I have to go and eat dinner! See you latter Sesshoumaru and Rin-chan!
Rin: Bye Jackie-chan!
[Letters sent between 13 July 2oo4 - 30 July 2oo4 were just answered by The Great Sesshoumaru-sama!]
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